Minecraft Piston Powers Into The Digital Age
Monday, July 25th, 2011Minecraft may be the greatest game of all time. At $10 for what’s basically an imagination-powered life-stealing engine, it’s either the best or worst value software in history, but its true strength is the developer’s sheer love of gaming. While EA make you spend $60 for slightly updated stats and animated hand towels, and act like you’re the one who should be excited they’re getting away with it, Notch upgrades thousands of worlds for free with less ceremony than most people tweeting what they had for lunch.

The ten commandments didn't promise as much in the first line
Any new item revolutionizes Minecraft servers, and with pistons that’s a twofer: the Inustrial and Digital revolutions simultaneously. It took the rest of humanity centuries to manage that, and Minecraft servers pulled it off in one update. Every addition is invention combined with chaos theory and more skilled players than the Philharmonic Orchestra. In the weeks since they’ve arrived, pistons have powered everything from transforming castles to the invention of the transistor.

A single schematic hasn't changed a world this much since the wheel, and that wasn't so much a "schematic" as "a single curve"
Powered pistons have shaken up the entire ecosystem, which is good because shaking things is exactly what pistons are for. They’ve built infinite data loops, ridiculous Rube Goldberg machines, and of course they’ve been used to kill Creepers because everything in Minecraft should be used to kill Creepers at least once and preferably forever WE HATE YOU CREEPERS. (Creepers have the bad luck to kill someone who can come back and bend an entire world to their murder.)
Unfortunately you can’t crush things directly, though that’s probably good because you’ll be working on your huge piston-powered contraptions from the inside and don’t want to be smeared into paste by them (another way Minecraft servers are far superior to the real Industrial Revolution). But if there’s one thing Minecraft players are good at its invention: pushing Creepers into lava, suffocating them with sand, opening trapdoors, closing trapdoors, and every single one is stupidly fun.
But that’s nothing compared to the computer revolution.
The transistor! The invention so powerful a league of lawyers were formed just to prevent anyone getting a patent because that would make them the most powerful person in the world, and we’re now building them for fun. So what do the developers do as well as giving you a brilliant new component to invent things with?
Invent something with it. This is Minecraft. The Sticky Piston alchemized Slimes from ridiculous resource and pseudo-currency to the core of master machinery. Sticky pistons can pull as well as push, and the real Minecraft players aren’t even reading this part of the sentence as they drift into a mental world of conveyors and simulated factory lines.
Minecraft servers are well on the way to everything we asked for, a real world of invention and electronics. We’re just waiting for uranium blocks and aerodynamic interactions and we’ll move there permanently.





























